The Confederacy of Saint Monkey is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carlota Rodriguez with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.931 billion Saint Monkeyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chimpangutan. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Monkeyian economy, worth 339 trillion Holy Monkeys a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 115,708 Holy Monkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, television executives are interested in turning Carlota Rodriguez's zany home life into a sitcom, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Monkey's national animal is the Chimpanzee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monkeyterianism.

Saint Monkey is ranked 51,879^th in the world and 1^st in Monkey Empire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,785.98 on the Gilded Widget Scale.